Now I want to write an AU where House gets an amputation instead of all the crazy stuff and still ends up miserable and broken but without the cane or pain and breaks up but ends up getting together with Wilson who helps him get used to his new leg and the show proceeds as normal but with House having a bad habit of pulling his fake leg off and bandying it around the room and using it the same way he uses his cane.
BECAUSE THE IMAGE OF HOUSE TOSSING A PROSTHETIC LEG UP AND DOWN WHILE HE LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR IN HIS OFFICE AND PEOPLE JUST BOGGLING THROUGH THE WINDOW IS FUCKING AMAZING.
And how much Cameron drove me crazy. I just… I HATE her. Like, as a character, I legitimately hate her most of the time. I want to like her for her compassion and her sympathy but so much of what she does and says just makes me want to yell SHUT UP SHUT…
HOW COULD YOU FORGET HOW MUCH YOU SHIP HOUSE/WILSON? THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT.
I REMEMBERED THE SHIPPING BUT DEAR GOD THEY ARE SO PERFECT AND I FORGOT.
ALSO I NOW KIND OF SHIP CHASE/RANDOM PATIENT WHO LIKED BEING STRANGLED.
And how much Cameron drove me crazy. I just… I HATE her. Like, as a character, I legitimately hate her most of the time. I want to like her for her compassion and her sympathy but so much of what she does and says just makes me want to yell SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP at her.
I also… tried to forget how much I hated the villains. UGH. UGH UGH UGH.
The date episode exemplifies how much and WHY I hate Cameron. The part where she openly admits that House has NO WAY he could convince her that he doesn’t like her and the way she talks about it and demands a date and, yes, he’s stupid to go along. BUT SERIOUSLY. It just makes me want to shake her.
I now keep time according to Nostalgia Critic videos
Morning Well, I have time for one full review before I have to get ready to leave in the morning.
Work Lunch doesn’t give me enough time for an entire review, but a ‘Top 11’ or two makes it worthwhile
Evening FREE WATCHING TIME WOOO Let me put an episode on and make dinner
Night I have time for one more review before I sleep. JUST ONE.
Middle of the night *three reviews later* craaap
Mituna and his Cronus rubber duckie
… APPARENTLY HE DECIDED TO BE THREE-SWEEPS-OLD-MITUNA FOR A DAY.
… I am halfway between ‘give her money forever and hope art happens someday’ and ‘manage an apologetic PM asking if she remembers’.
I’m mostly scared that the answer will be ‘I did the art and lost it oops sorry’ and then nothing because that’s… that’s terrifying.